I’ve accumulated a rather large collection of odd fortunes from chinese fortune cookies, so I thought I would share them with you. These are real fortunes that I received in restaurants.
- Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible
- Financial hardship in your life is coming to an end. Enjoy!
- Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
- Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
- Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
- Be cautious while walking in darkness alone.
- Fortune said a palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you.
- Your success will astonish everyone.
- Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
- The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that extra.
- A depression is when you lose yours.
- Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you!
- Here we go. Low fat, whole wheat green tea.
- You’ll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.
- It takes all sorts to make up the world.
- Keep your plans secret for now.
- There is a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
- There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
- If your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no. (The cookie WAS broken)
- You will inherit a large sum of money.
- You love Chinese food.
- Next time, order the shrimp.
- You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess.
- May you grow rich.
- If you love something, set it free.. if it returns, keep it and love it forever.
- Made in the USA
- You’re transforming yourself into someone who is certain to succeed.
- Conquer your fears. Otherwise, your fears will conquer you.
- Good luck is often with the man who doesn’t include it in his plans.
- Life enrich from seeking, not from sitting.
- A danger forseen is half avoided.
- Relationships is like fingers of you hand. “One” cannot do much.
- Loser’s visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
- It’s good that life is not as serious as it seems to the waiter.
- When more becomes too much. It’s same as being not enough.
- A real friend asks to spend time with you, not money.
- You will be singled out for promotion.
- Accept the next proposition you hear.
- A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life.
And there you have it, wise advice from the cookie sages…