• Wise Words

    I’ve accumulated a rather large collection of odd fortunes from chinese fortune cookies, so I thought I would share them with you. These are real fortunes that I received in restaurants.

    • Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible
    • Financial hardship in your life is coming to an end. Enjoy!
    • Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
    • Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
    • Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
    • Be cautious while walking in darkness alone.
    • Fortune said a palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you.
    • Your success will astonish everyone.
    • Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
    • The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that extra.
    • A depression is when you lose yours.
    • Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you!
    • Here we go. Low fat, whole wheat green tea.
    • You’ll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.
    • It takes all sorts to make up the world.
    • Keep your plans secret for now.
    • There is a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
    • There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
    • If your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no. (The cookie WAS broken)
    • You will inherit a large sum of money.
    • You love Chinese food.
    • Next time, order the shrimp.
    • You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess.
    • May you grow rich.
    • If you love something, set it free.. if it returns, keep it and love it forever.
    • Made in the USA
    • You’re transforming yourself into someone who is certain to succeed.
    • Conquer your fears. Otherwise, your fears will conquer you.
    • Good luck is often with the man who doesn’t include it in his plans.
    • Life enrich from seeking, not from sitting.
    • A danger forseen is half avoided.
    • Relationships is like fingers of you hand. “One” cannot do much.
    • Loser’s visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
    • It’s good that life is not as serious as it seems to the waiter.
    • When more becomes too much. It’s same as being not enough.
    • A real friend asks to spend time with you, not money.
    • You will be singled out for promotion.
    • Accept the next proposition you hear.
    • A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life.

    And there you have it, wise advice from the cookie sages…